Hammer the Hammer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good evening.....Its 11.00 o'clock at night, not quite late but feeling hazy and dull already. The day has been tiring and boring basically. It sucks your energy when your sitting in college doing nothing for two lectures. Many people would not agree with me on this but then if those hours are not constructive time-pass they are rather a waste!
When the day starts with some mind-boggling sums of CAT and you are half thru solving sums and understanding logic, you become very ENTHU in life.(Only to realize its only for some time, You have not conquered the world yet and many things need to be worked upon. Bashhhhhhhhhh................. I just fell from my castle of dreams to kingdom of reality. oh yeah! Conquering CAT is like living in a castle of dreams but then its not quite impossible as I can create a beautiful castle of my dreams on a sea shore and keep on reciting "She sells sea shell on the sea-shore" after my retirement. But taht would be offcourse after I TAME THE CAT. The mighty CAT would arrive in few months and I am all eagerly waiting to experience it. as one of my friends always points out "Jo hota hai acche ke liye hota hai". So what ever will happen will happen for good!)
The title to this article is quite absurd but a mere translation could prove some guys wrong that I am writing this from Karelibaug. Hammer the hammer in hindi would be "hathode pe hathoda maro". Today I am here to describe a hillarious situation which I fortunately encountered few days ago. Such situations happen once in a while in everyone's life and I suggest just keep your mind aside for some time and enjoy those moments.
Few days back an atmosphere of mysterious maddie laughing gases surrounded me and a two cousins of mine leaving us still craving for more. I have no idea if we get to laugh this way again but this article is a mere tribute to it. Having completed a voluminous meal, (Marwadis are known for eating...any marwadi listening????) I along with my cousins was sulking in the bedroom. And there it began.....The outpour of laughter wrapped in installments and intervals.
The youngest cousin of mine (not so young, his in 9th std to be precise and believe me these 9th stds are like more into whats who and where than anyone else in the world. They ll catch you making funny faces and precisely know what each funny expression indicates.) insisted that we shuld have a round of SMS Hathodas to feel light.( WE needed to WE had hogged food)
The first joke went this way : "You have 2 cigars on a boat but no source of fire. How would you light it in the middle of the river?" Both my cousins started thinking but could not think of anything so they gave up and i finally began. First one: Throw one cigar in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use those matches to light cigar.
Second one: Throw one cigar in the river. It will make the boat lighter. Use the lighter to light it.
Third one: Take some river water and let it fall drop by drop. You know that " Tip tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagayi."
( Ppl don kill me for this. I told you keep your mind aside to read this.)
My cousin was about to shoot me when Mr. chhotu (Our not so young 9th std cousin) started with his round of it. Dont remember all of it but only those few typical ones which heightened the giggles and noises inthe room. He began there was one Sardarji and my cousin started laughing assuming that the joke was over. Off course the joke was never completed and (pl any of the Sardarjis don have any regrets.....You bring cheer to our lives. Thankyou for keeping us lighter). In our session, we proved that Jackie chen's mother in law aws VICKS VAPORAB ( Chen ki saas....) We also argued that Jackie chen was not married (btw is he married??? Just asking for general info) and we even argued he would never catch cold ( Jackie are you listening????????????????..)Apart from this my cousin also proved opposite of achar is onion (Achar=PicklePickle=Pee-kalOpposite of Pee-kal is Pee-aajPee-aaj=Pyaaz (onion)................................................)
The epitome of laughter came with this one.
Mr. chhotu began: There was a sardar who bought 12 dozens of chickens to establish a poultry farm. After one week they died so he bought 12 dozens more. This continued for almost five weeks. At the end of Five weeks he was heard saying to his worker "Thodi uuchi gadna neechi gadne se mar jati hai". The joke was not much of a scene as compared to the after effects. My cousin suffers from selective listening ( half dreaming half listening). She missed the starting of the joke and at the end was bend on proving it was not a joke at all. It was logically correct and we were trying to fool her by telling it was a joke and she would not waste her laugh on it and so on. the result was i almost fell from bed laughing while mr. chhotu was arguing trying to prove it was a joke. It did not end here even the elders joined trying to prove it was not a joke ( They didnt even know the joke). I dont know if anyone is feeling annoyed reading thsi but it would make more sense if you could imagine the situation and live it with me.
A second one came. What is the name of kalida's cousin who makes shoes?.....Before any one could answer my cousin started laughing in the middle of the joke. Later on we were informed my had understood the previous joke (The joke of chickens).....Imagine..........Can any ones mind work taht slow???????.. The answer for kalida's cousin's name was ADIDAS. However mr. chhotu kept on shouting charan-das so my cousin misunderstood the joke as "whats the name for ADIDAS's cousin....". The confusion went on.
The last joke to witness the confusion was one related to Tamilnadu. "What would you call a good looking girl on a vacation in Tamilnadu?"............. Before the answer could uncover, my cousin claimed she had understood why ADIDAS's cousin was charan-das. It was because ADI-das is one related to ADI (the one in our leg) and so the answer was charan-das. No one bothered to correct her. We were fed up. However, the answer to the Tamilnadu question was "TOURIST". My chhotu cousin remarked spontaneoulsy he ahd understood the joke as a beautiful girl would be fair and fair girls are not there in tamilnadu so she was a tourist. I still quite know if his explannation on true but i still keep laughing over all this. Then offcourse there were other jokes like "What would you call a shayar whose just started with shayari business and his shayari are always based on ham??" Guys jus don guess this cause its the most illogical thing I have come across. The answer is "NEWHAMSHIRE".
My article was just to bring it to notice that sometimes hathodas emerge out of existing hathodas.
KEP URSELF LIGHT AND LAUGH A LOT..
Milo chalti muskan..............................More smiles per hour..............
IS MY POINT NOTED??????????????????..............................